When God Made Paramedics………

Saw this posted in a group on Facebook and just had to share. I’m not much of a religious guy, but this is touching……

 

When God Made Paramedics…

When the Lord made paramedics, he was into his 6th day of overtime, when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one”.

The Lord responded, “Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child (unarmed), enter homes the health inspector wouldn’t touch, and not wrinkle the uniform”.

“The paramedic has to be able to lift 3x their own weight, crawl into mangled cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother while doing CPR on a baby knowing full well the baby will never breathe again”.

The angel shook her head slowly and said, “Six pair of hands… no way”.

The Lord responded, “It’s not the hands that are causing me the problems; it’s the 3 pair of eyes a medic needs to have”.

“That’s on the standard model”? asked the angel.

The Lord nodded. “One pair that sees open sores while drawing blood and asking the patient about Hep C and HIV (already knowing the answer and wishing he’d taken that accounting job) – a second pair here – on the side of the head – to ensure personal safety for themselves and their partner. Lastly, the third set; needs to go here – in the front – allowing the paramedic to look at a patient reassuringly and say “it’s going to be alright” all the while knowing it isn’t so”.

“Lord”, said the angel shaking her head and touching his sleeve, “get some rest and work on this tomorrow”.

“I can’t” said the Lord, “I already have a model that can talk a 250lb drunk out from behind the steering wheel without incident and feed a family of 5 on a private service paycheck”.

The angel circled the model of the paramedic very slowly and asked, “Can it think”?

“You bet”! said the Lord. “It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses, recite drug calculations in its sleep, intubate, defibrillate, medicate and perform CPR nonstop over terrain any doctor would fear… and it still keeps its sense of humor!

This paramedic also has phenomenal personal control. It can deal with multi victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock the door, comfort a murder victims’ family, and then read in the daily paper about how paramedics were unable to locate a house quickly enough, allowing the person to die – A house with no street sign, a house with no numbers, and a house with no phone for a call back number”.

Taking it all in, the angel leaned over and ran her finger across the cheek of the paramedic. “There’s a LEAK!” she pronounced, “I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model”.

“That’s not a leak” said the Lord, “it’s a tear”.

“What’s the tear for” asked the angel.

“It’s for bottled up emotions, for patients they’ve tried in vain to save; for the ongoing commitment to the hope that they will make a difference in a persons’ chance to survive – for life”.

“You’re a genius”! , said the angel.

The Lord looked somber, “I didn’t put it there” He said.

~ unknown author ~

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